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20-08-08, 01:04 PM
A Man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there
is a different hell for each country.
He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do
here?"
He is told: "First they put you in an electric chair
for an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the
rest of the day." The man does not like the sound of
that at all, so he moves on.
He checks out the American hell, as well as the
Russian hell and many more.
He discovers that they are all more or less the same
as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Egyptian hell and finds that
there is a long line of
people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do
they do here?"
He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair
for an hour, Then they lay you on a bed of nails for
another hour.
Then the Egyptian devil comes in and whips you for the
rest of the day."
"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells -
why are there so many people waiting to get in?"
The answer goes: "Because maintenance is so bad, the
electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all
the nails from the bed, And the devil is a former
Government servant, so he comes in, signs the register
and then goes to have coffee..."
is a different hell for each country.
He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do
here?"
He is told: "First they put you in an electric chair
for an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the
rest of the day." The man does not like the sound of
that at all, so he moves on.
He checks out the American hell, as well as the
Russian hell and many more.
He discovers that they are all more or less the same
as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Egyptian hell and finds that
there is a long line of
people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do
they do here?"
He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair
for an hour, Then they lay you on a bed of nails for
another hour.
Then the Egyptian devil comes in and whips you for the
rest of the day."
"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells -
why are there so many people waiting to get in?"
The answer goes: "Because maintenance is so bad, the
electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all
the nails from the bed, And the devil is a former
Government servant, so he comes in, signs the register
and then goes to have coffee..."